BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: All right, what is my PIN no? if you saw it.
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!
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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've
just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my
mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
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BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't
Know the alphabet yet!!
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BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs,
because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: That's all right, me too...I got stuck on the escalator
for 3 hrs.
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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh
searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are
you so frantically searching?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television
saying...'You are watching the Star World channel'?
"How can he know what I am watching?"
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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his
office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window while coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he
didn't have a daughter named preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he
remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered his name is not Santa Singh.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: All right, what is my PIN no? if you saw it.
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!
-=-=-=-=-=-
BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've
just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my
mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
-=-=-=-=-=-
BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't
Know the alphabet yet!!
=-=-=-=-=-
BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs,
because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: That's all right, me too...I got stuck on the escalator
for 3 hrs.
=-=-=-=-=-
Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh
searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are
you so frantically searching?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television
saying...'You are watching the Star World channel'?
"How can he know what I am watching?"
=================================================================
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his
office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window while coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he
didn't have a daughter named preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he
remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered his name is not Santa Singh.
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