Indians are Indians..!!!!

Once an Indian, always an Indian!
It is because of the business sense demonstrated
below.

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to
see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for such
a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls
Royce parked on
the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and
parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000
and the
interest,which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we
are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replied,"Where else in New York can I park
my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
Cheers !
Indians are Indians......,
Smart brains.

The funny things with the MONKS

hi,
This is really a great suspense...
Read it carefully to know what it is......

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near

a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the

door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I

could stay the night?




The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep,he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,
We can't tell you. You're not a monk.



The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles.

When you find these numbers,you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.

He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for.

There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk.
We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.
Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door,turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

. . . . But I can't tell you what it is because


you're not a monk.


DON'T HUNT ME DOWN COS I'M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS !!

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of us laugh on Banta Singh ! Please don?t be hurry, read up to the end !!!! ? !!!!

Banta Singh is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 Million.

> > The questions are as follows:

> > 1) How long was the 100 yr war?

> > A) 116
> > B) 99
> > C) 100
> > D) 150
> > Banta Singh says "I will skip this"



> > 2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

> > A) BRASIL
> > B) CHILE
> > C) PANAMA
> > D) ECUADOR
> > Banta Singh asks for help from the University students


> > 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

> > A) JANUARY
> > B) SEPTEMBER
> > C) OCTOBER
> > D) NOVEMBER
? > Banta Singh asks for help from general public

> > 4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

> > A) EDER
> > B) ALBERT
> > C) GEORGE
> > D) MANOEL
> > Banta Singh asks for lucky cards


> > 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which
> > animal?

> > A) CANARY BIRD
> > B) KANGAROO
> > C) PUPPY
> > D) RAT
> > Banta Singh gives up.
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...
...
> > If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Banta's replies,
> > then please check the answers below:

> > 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
> > 2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador
> > 3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
> > 4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
> > 5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the
> > puppies.


> > Now tell me who's the dumb one.. .SO .. .Don't ever laugh at anyone..........

10 most stupid questions people usually ask

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theater.

2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...
why don't you try again or should i try this
time."

3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

We occasionally also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitively out...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win.

What do you think?


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you ,

you tell me if I bite.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle ...........

it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Classroom jokes

Teacher : What happened in 1869?
Student : Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student : Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question: What is the full form of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers
embarrassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE



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Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday



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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hi."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English,answer it in English."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

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The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath. The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
The clerk replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!

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Plz don't step on the duck!!!!!!!! !!

Aamir Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan die
together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only
have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the
ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are
ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not
to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, Aamir accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he
has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and
says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"

The next day, Vivek Uberoi steps accidentally on
a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a
thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He
chains them together with the same admonishment as for
Aamir Khan.

Salman has observed all this and not wanting to be
chained ! for a ll eternity to an ugly woman, is very,
VERY careful where he steps.

He manages to go months without stepping on any
ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the
most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very
tall, Aishwarya Rai.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Salman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"

She replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on
a duck!"