How to kill a lion?

Rajnikanth method :

1. keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. the lion
will live in fear and die soon fear itself.

2.remove the make-up and put it over lion. the lion will die not
withstanding that heavy weight.

Kamal method:

1.gonear the lion and cry like anything ...lion will die of sorrow.

Manirathnam method:


1.make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
2.keep murmuring something in its ears. the lion will be highly
irritated and commit suicide.

Balachandar method:

1.send a lioness into the forest.our lion and lioness fall in love with
each other.
2.send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion.
3.first lion loves the first lioness and second lion loves the
second lioness,but 2nd lioness loves both the lions.
4.now send another lioness(3rd)into the forest.
5.you understand right.... ok ...read it

after 15 years,then also you wont!



Shankar method:

1.Take the lion to Australia or U.s.and kill it in a good scenic location.

Vijaykanth method:

* bring 5 more lions.fight with them and kill all of them except one.
* then advice some patriotism to the remaining one.
* this lion will surrender itself and then execute it.

Suggest your meathod of killing the lion.