Jokes

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.

When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man
intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great.

I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.

Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY
FROM A DOG'."



The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.

I am from US".


Reporter " OK.

Then the headline will be "US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM
A DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.

I'm a Pakistani national".



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TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.


Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Mr President, I
would like to express my condolences to

you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs...

I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that........

Bush: What buildings? What people??


Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?


Bush: It's eight in the morning.


Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Vajpayee?"


The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says,"Hello, what are you guys doing?"


Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"


The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one " bicycle repairman."


And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"


Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you
no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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Pakistani on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem..

Q:What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?


A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!

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Once a train in Punjab got derailed and entered into
the paddy fields. There was a huge panic and cry all
over, but the train still kept moving into the fields.
After a while the train got back on the rail track and
stopped slowly. People got out of the train, with
relief.

Some went to the driver to thank him. The driver was a
Sardarji.
People asked "Papaji tussi bhot thanks jee.. we all
were almost dead. Good u brought back train on the
track, but what was the problem,
Why the train got derailed". Tho Papaji replied, "O
jee mention Nott, actually there was a man standing on
the track just in front; it was all because of him.
People wit hanger asked, to save that man u had almost
killed the entire passengers; instead u should have
let the man killed.

To this our sardarji replied "Oye jee that is what I
wanted to do, (saale ko maarna chahta tha) I wanted to
kill him,
But he ran into the fields, aur maine peecha kiya"