10 most stupid questions people usually ask

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theater.

2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...
why don't you try again or should i try this
time."

3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

We occasionally also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitively out...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win.

What do you think?


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you ,

you tell me if I bite.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle ...........

it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!