Sunday, April 13, 2008

TRUST

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.
A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB.Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose
number it is."
Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB

Sunday, April 6, 2008

A frustrated person gives his feelings about forwarded mails

Let us see how an person gets frustrated in his life by following all the things which is forwarded to him through mail.


1. He drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.

2. He stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

3. He smells like a wet dog since he stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

4. He also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then he get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.

5. He also stopped drinking water outside for fear that he will get sick from the rat shit and urine.

6. When he goes to parties, he don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

So dont forward unnecessary mails it might makes a person to person to do like this. This is just an story dont try to make it as an real one by forwarding the unnecessary mails.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

GREAT INDIA

The worlds first stroke geared two wheeler was made by India’s Bajaj Auto Ltd in 1998. The world’s first university was established in Takshilla in 700BC.It was the Harvard of its times.
The sines and cosines ratio was developed by Indians. These ratios replaced the use of chords and made trigonometry of triangles and its theorems much easier.
Are we poor? India consumes 1/5th of the world’s gold output.
4 out of 10 Silicon Valley start ups are run by Indians.
World’s first print bureau was set up in Calcutta in June 1897. The world first break through where a criminal was identified on basis of Finger print identification was done in 1898 in India.

Monday, March 3, 2008

BUSH VISIT

Once president BUSH went to a school to interact with the children.
After having
one brief talk with the children he asked them if they have any
question to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;
Bush: whats your name
John: john
Bush: whats you question
Johm: sir I have three questions
1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO
2) where is osama
3) why do America support Pakistan so much
bush: you are an intelligent student johnEURO|.(just then the bell for
recess rang)
oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess
Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?
Peter raises his hand
Bush :Whats your name?
Peter : sir I have 5 questions.
1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO
2) where is osama
3) why do America support Pakistan so much
4) why did recess bell ring 20 mins before the scheduled time
5) where is JOHN?