Monday, March 3, 2008

BUSH VISIT

Once president BUSH went to a school to interact with the children.
After having
one brief talk with the children he asked them if they have any
question to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;
Bush: whats your name
John: john
Bush: whats you question
Johm: sir I have three questions
1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO
2) where is osama
3) why do America support Pakistan so much
bush: you are an intelligent student johnEURO|.(just then the bell for
recess rang)
oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess
Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?
Peter raises his hand
Bush :Whats your name?
Peter : sir I have 5 questions.
1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO
2) where is osama
3) why do America support Pakistan so much
4) why did recess bell ring 20 mins before the scheduled time
5) where is JOHN?

Thursday, February 28, 2008

WORTHFULL STORY

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle,
was neither happy nor content.


One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he
worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the
Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.


The King asked the servant "Why are you so happy?"


The man replied


"Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need
too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."


The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought
the advice of his most trusted adviser.


After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said
" Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The
99 Club."


"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.


The advisor replied,
"Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a
bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep ."


DONE


When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house.


When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold
coins!


He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced
that there were only 99 coins.


He wondered "What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no
one would leave 99 coins! "


He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive.


Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder
than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.


From that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly
grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold
coin. He stopped singing while he worked.


Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled.


When he sought his advisor's help, the adviser said
"Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club. "


He continued
" The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy
but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for
that extra 1 telling to themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and
then I will be happy for life ."


We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're
given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep,
our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our
growing needs and desires. That's what joining The 99 Club is all about."


"HOPE WE WILL NEVER JOIN THIS "99" CLUB."


"So please dont ever make your SMILE fade away for any reason"
(-: Always Keep Smiling, Keep Loving and Keep Dreaming :-)

Monday, February 11, 2008

Let me check wheather you are a Good reader

All u have to do is to Read the story carefully and answer the question below....
Here comes the story
There is a very very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a monkey pass by.They have a competition to see Who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win?
Got your answer?
If your answer is ....

Orangutan = You are so dull and stupid
Ape = You are Foolish
Monkey = You are an Idiot
King Kong = You are stupid

Why ?
Its because Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas .!!!
It's obvious you're stressed by your work.

Try to make yourself free form your stress and you will clearly answer the questions

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Show to your kids so that they may don't play with it

Why you NEVER run with a fork show your kids & grandkids and even show your neighbors kids too even though to your enemies kids!

Mommy and Daddy are NOT kidding when they say 'NEVER run with sharp objects!'
See, this is what happens when you run with a fork!



I know, you're thinking the tip of the fork came DOWN on his nose, right? Well, you won't believe the next picture.I'll bet the kid switches to a spoon!!!



This is an important one that i would like to share with u all...