Let me check wheather you are a Good reader

All u have to do is to Read the story carefully and answer the question below....
Here comes the story
There is a very very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a monkey pass by.They have a competition to see Who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win?
Got your answer?
If your answer is ....

Orangutan = You are so dull and stupid
Ape = You are Foolish
Monkey = You are an Idiot
King Kong = You are stupid

Why ?
Its because Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas .!!!
It's obvious you're stressed by your work.

Try to make yourself free form your stress and you will clearly answer the questions

Show to your kids so that they may don't play with it

Why you NEVER run with a fork show your kids & grandkids and even show your neighbors kids too even though to your enemies kids!

Mommy and Daddy are NOT kidding when they say 'NEVER run with sharp objects!'
See, this is what happens when you run with a fork!



I know, you're thinking the tip of the fork came DOWN on his nose, right? Well, you won't believe the next picture.I'll bet the kid switches to a spoon!!!



This is an important one that i would like to share with u all...

MY Hobby Is To See Bubble In The Bathtub.

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the
students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, "Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.
Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all
there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next."

Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the
spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next."

Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in
the bathtub."

Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be
sincere. Ok next."

This continues...
and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is
to see bubble in the bathtub."

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be
able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please."

First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."

Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok
next."

Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."

Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok
next. You sweet girl; Yes you..."

Most beautiful girl of the class:
"Madam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath
three times a day."

Mail From A Frustrated Victim Of Spamming:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2007 & 2008. Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and the I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.(Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...)

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

So never send spam mails to anybody they would also feel the same as said above. So avoid spamming friends.